joshpeck:

viruses are so fucked up like they aren’t even alive their sole purpose is to kill you like who do those microscopic pieces of shit think they are

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galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
image

(Source: galaxys4, via dreamcatcherslullaby)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

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the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

x

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

x

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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sk-eptical:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

This is really important

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forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

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