Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
"'You played the saxophone at my sister's wedding.'
'Yeah well tough titty I fucked her too.'"
Eunice. 19. Humor blog. Enjoy.
steal her style: Ina Garten
denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the wildest indigo grown in South Carolina
pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf
tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest
but if you can’t store bought is fine
Girl: Come over
Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes
Girl: My parents arent home
Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit