nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(Source: gardenheights, via dontritos)

justcallme-molly:

What to say during sex

  • ooh
  • ee
  • ooh ahh ahh
  • ting
  • tang
  • walla walla bing bang

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methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic

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soulgerns:

I just saw my sisters black bra on her bed and I thought it was my dog and patted it b y e

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shejla21:

shrinkfaster:

Drugs I’ve done:
-dxm
-benzos
-opiates
-weed
-cocaine

Which should i go for next though??

-church

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